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The black beard, the blue shirt and khakis, and the friendly bellow that opened every pitch: "Hi, Billy Mays here!" He was the face and voice of the entire As-Seen-On-TV universe — the man who made OxiClean a household word by sheer force of enthusiasm.
Ch-ch-ch-Chia! Smear seed paste on a terracotta ram, water it, and watch it grow a green afro. Nobody ever asked for a Chia Pet — they materialized under Christmas trees anyway, summoned by a jingle that aired every December like clockwork.
The frantic two-player shootout board game where you fired steel ball bearings from spring-loaded guns, trying to knock the pucks into your opponent's goal. The game was fine — but it was the over-the-top early-90s TV commercial and its rock jingle that burned it into a generation's memory.
A jingle so relentless it's still in your head, and a promotion timed to the exact moment America needed a five-dollar meal. The $5 Footlong went national on March 23, 2008, just as the recession was setting in — and the hand gesture did the rest.
A wax stick rubbed on your forehead while a voice repeated the same phrase three times and never explained what it did. The most annoying ad on television—and it somehow worked.
Minor social catastrophe? Eat a Mentos. Roll across a freshly painted bench, hijack a tablecloth, climb through a stranger's car — then flash a thumbs-up at the camera. The Freshmaker ads were so gloriously wrong they became one of the most beloved things on 90s TV.
A motorized bucket with a goofy mustachioed face that scooted around the floor spitting colored balls at you. Armed with color-matched shovels, you scrambled to scoop them back into his mouth — and somehow this was a birthday-party staple of the early 90s. Yes, the commercial jingle is famous for reasons that made you giggle then and make the internet giggle now.
The blanket with sleeves. Regular blankets "slip and slide" and trap your hands, so America was sold a backwards fleece robe for $14.95 — buy one get one, free book lights. Everyone mocked the commercial. Everyone bought one anyway. It was, infuriatingly, cozy.
A talking chihuahua with a Peter Lorre growl became the unexpected star of late-'90s fast food. "¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!" spawned plush toys and cultural controversy. From 1997 to 2000, Gidget commanded the screen—then the courts.