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Ch-ch-ch-Chia! Smear seed paste on a terracotta ram, water it, and watch it grow a green afro. Nobody ever asked for a Chia Pet — they materialized under Christmas trees anyway, summoned by a jingle that aired every December like clockwork.
The frantic two-player shootout board game where you fired steel ball bearings from spring-loaded guns, trying to knock the pucks into your opponent's goal. The game was fine — but it was the over-the-top early-90s TV commercial and its rock jingle that burned it into a generation's memory.
Minor social catastrophe? Eat a Mentos. Roll across a freshly painted bench, hijack a tablecloth, climb through a stranger's car — then flash a thumbs-up at the camera. The Freshmaker ads were so gloriously wrong they became one of the most beloved things on 90s TV.