Camp Nowhere
The ultimate '90s-kid fantasy on film: a group of kids fake an entire summer camp with no parents, no rules, and no adults — except a broke ex-drama teacher paid to answer the phone and pretend to be in charge.
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The ultimate '90s-kid fantasy on film: a group of kids fake an entire summer camp with no parents, no rules, and no adults — except a broke ex-drama teacher paid to answer the phone and pretend to be in charge.
The legless, fold-flat fabric chair that turned any patch of ground into a seat — clip the side buckles, lean back, and the straps hold you in a recline on dirt, sand, bleachers or gym floors. If you sat "in" something at summer camp in the 90s, it was probably a Crazy Creek.
Embroidery floss, a safety pin through your jeans, and forty minutes of tiny knots: the candy-stripe band you made at camp or recess and tied onto a friend's wrist for keeps. The rules were sacred — they make a wish, and it comes true only when the bracelet finally falls off on its own.
The Disney summer-camp comedy where a fat camp gets bought by a manic infomercial fitness guru — Ben Stiller as Tony Perkis, one of the great over-the-top '90s comedy villains. A modest release that became a genuine cult classic on cable and video.
The plastic-lace keychain craft that ran on camp tables and classroom desks — box stitch, cobra, Chinese staircase — in every neon color the gift-shop rack sold. Depending on where you grew up you called it gimp, boondoggle, or scoubidou, and you made yards of it you had no use for.
Nickelodeon's summer-camp sitcom set at Camp Anawanna, where the campers ran circles around counselor Ug and bully Bobby Budnick ruled the bunk. The theme song — "Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts" — is permanently lodged in every '90s kid's memory.
One eleven-year-old, two accents, one very elaborate scheme. Lindsay Lohan's double-role debut as twins separated at birth — reunited at summer camp and determined to swap lives and re-trap their parents — turned a 1961 Disney classic into a 90s comfort-movie institution.
Survivor for cartoons: 22 teenagers, one crummy summer camp, a sadistic host named Chris McLean, and a hundred grand on the line. The animated reality-show parody that late-2000s kids treated as completely, unironically real drama.