#Water Toys

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Video thumbnail — Crocodile Mile Commercial (1988)
Toys c. 1988–1990s

Crocodile Mile

The backyard water slide with a bump in the middle and an inflatable crocodile's open mouth at the end: run, slide, hit the bump, and dive into the splash pool. It was advertised on kids' TV from the late 1980s, sold alongside a Super Crocodile Mile, and is routinely mistaken for a Wham-O product. It was made by a toy company called Marchon, later part of Empire of Carolina.

A belly-flop landing on a yellow backyard water slide, mid-splash
Toys 1961–present

Slip 'N Slide

A strip of yellow plastic laid out on the grass with a garden hose attached — the simplest recipe for a perfect summer afternoon. You ran, you flew, you belly-flopped into grass and chlorine-smelling joy, and by August it had worn through entirely.

Video thumbnail — Super Soaker 50 Larami 1991 Commercial Retro Toys and Cartoons
Toys 1990–1999

Super Soaker

Engineer Lonnie Johnson's pump-action water blaster that transformed backyard warfare from squirt guns to soaked supremacy. The Super Soaker could drench opponents from across a yard and hold enough water for extended campaigns, making it the must-have weapon of every 1990s summer.

Video thumbnail — Water Talkies (1997, Media Review)
Toys 1997–1999 (original Short Stack run)

Water Talkies

A plastic cone with a snorkel mouthpiece that let kids shout at each other underwater from fifteen feet away, invented in 1996 by an eleven-year-old from Moraga, California, who couldn't tell his dad about the fish while they snorkeled in Hawaii. He pitched Toys "R" Us from a fish tank, got an order for nearly 50,000, and sold the company at thirteen.