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The blanket with sleeves. Regular blankets "slip and slide" and trap your hands, so America was sold a backwards fleece robe for $14.95 — buy one get one, free book lights. Everyone mocked the commercial. Everyone bought one anyway. It was, infuriatingly, cozy.
The dark, loud, faintly disreputable novelty store your parents walked past and you did not. Lava lamps, gag gifts, rude T-shirts, Halloween masks, and a whole lot of merchandise a twelve-year-old had no business examining closely. Every mall had one, and going in was its own small act of rebellion.