Blurp Balls

Blurp Balls (ERTL) TV Commercial

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Squeeze the grinning monster head and it spat a ball across the room. ERTL's 1991 Blurp Balls were the gross-out toy in the Madballs mold — a squishy creature you loaded through the mouth and fired at your friends.

ERTL released Blurp Balls in 1991, riding the early-'90s wave of deliberately disgusting toys that Madballs had kicked off a few years earlier. Each one was a squeezable rubber ball molded as a ghoulish creature — you pushed a smaller ball into its gaping mouth, gave the body a hard squeeze, and the projectile popped back out with a surprising amount of force.

The line ran to a set of characters with names built entirely for the gross-out — Retch-a-Rat Tomcat, Spittooey Sooey, Tyrannosaurus Retch, and Boney Tossteeth among them. It was a short-lived novelty and the paper trail on it is thin; today Blurp Balls survive mostly in collector listings, kept alive by the fans still hunting a complete set.

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