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The black beard, the blue shirt and khakis, and the friendly bellow that opened every pitch: "Hi, Billy Mays here!" He was the face and voice of the entire As-Seen-On-TV universe — the man who made OxiClean a household word by sheer force of enthusiasm.
A wax stick rubbed on your forehead while a voice repeated the same phrase three times and never explained what it did. The most annoying ad on television—and it somehow worked.
The blanket with sleeves. Regular blankets "slip and slide" and trap your hands, so America was sold a backwards fleece robe for $14.95 — buy one get one, free book lights. Everyone mocked the commercial. Everyone bought one anyway. It was, infuriatingly, cozy.